Thursday, April 3, 2008

An Oldie, but a Goodie

 The Plan!
 

What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. 

(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "in terfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines
.  They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave
.  We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students"over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for awhile
.  

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to
 
the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of
Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "   -  Robin Williams

17 comments:

  1. Yeah, we seem to forget this country was built on immigration. better screening should be done for the ones that are the real problem such as the Muslims. When has a Mexican ever strapped a bomb to himself? Our focuses are all wrong, discrimination against blacks virtually doesn't exist but yet we move our discrimination towards Mexicans and foreigners... what's the difference? Screwed up society! -Missy Http://journals.aol.com/ma24179/MISSYZSTUFF

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  2. Yes that is a winner of a plan. Thank you for posting and giving us something to think about. Paula

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  3. countrybumkin797April 3, 2008 at 8:49 PM

    the only hting missing is saying we'll pay back all of our debts to other countries, so in order to do this we will require ALL debts owed to us to be paid in full immediately.

    sending blessings and love,
    jess

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  4. Oh I really love this.  Wish it would come true in some ways!
    Traci

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  5. Oh Barbara- I'm proud of you girl!  Y'know, though- of our government has it's way, this will be considered hatespeech and you will be charged.  Good girl.  We can't keep quiet. I t may be harsh, but the world can't have it both ways- hate our "involvement" but gladly take our money, charity and help when they cry for it.  I'm all for giving to any who need or ask, but they may think twice about "biting the hands that feed them" God Bless!!! Carolyn

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  6. Loved every bit of it!

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  7. Very funny!  Too bad we won't actually do that!  Linda

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  8. AMEN!!!!

    Michele

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  9. That was fantastic!

    Kara :)

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  10. Really thought provoking stuff. It amazes me that nobody puts In practice what we all know is right. Really good entry. Love Pam xx

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  11. How I love this... so help me Ted Nugent... :)

    Mik

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  12. Wow I'll have to agree with this.  Thank you for stoppong by my jouranl.
    Have a great day,
    A

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  13. Did you find me on facebook?  I just want to make sure it's you.
    Kellen

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  14. Love it!  Love it!  Love it!......Would you like to be President.....PLEASE!

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  15. When Robin Williams said all this, as a comedian he went for laughs, and as a frustrated human of American decent, he meant another.  Hard to say about his feelings here, but why bring God into it?  It's still funny tho.  CATHY

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  16.     WELL SAID.       sam

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  17. I get aggrevated every time i must press 1 for English and then have to sit through a spanish dialog before i can press 1. This happened Friday while calling a Texas State office I was not amused.
    Thanks Barbara
    You Rock as usual...
    Lloyd

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