Saturday, July 9, 2005

A Lil' Humor ;)

                                                                                                              

Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was very upset over the recent death of her husband, Earl.  She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.  

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman.

The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."    Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Thanks to Sheila!)

6 comments:

  1. Oh I love it!  It is so nice to have some humour to brighten our lives.  Thank you.

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  2. OH! The hazards of growing old. LOL. Helen

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  3. LOL I was really into this one and then the punch line hit. Thanks, Paula

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  4. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh OUCH! LOL

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  5. HA HA very funny and cute have a good day God bless kelley

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