Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

Good Morning to all!  It was 60 degrees here this am and I feel like I am freezing!  All because it had gotten so very warm and now it has cooled off again.

There is no real news or things in my mind to ponder today, so I thought for the personal side I would share one of my favorite e-mail forwards.  I love this because it so perfectly describes what happens to my days!  This is why when hubby comes in and asks "What did you do all day?"  I am at a loss for words.

Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.  This is how it manifests:   I decide to water my garden.   As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.   As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.    I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.   I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.   So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.   But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.   I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left.   My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.   I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.   As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.   I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.   I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.   I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.   I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.   I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.   Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.   At the end of the day:   .....the car isn't washed, .....the bills aren't paid, .....there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, .....the flowers don't have enough water, .....there is still only one check in my check book, .....I can't find the remote, .....I can't find my glasses, .....and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.   Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.   I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.   Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember to whom it has been sent.   Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!   I do not know who originally authored this hilarious piece, but to them I owe a debt of gratitude!  You have comforted me in ways you will never know!


  1. That fits alot of us

  2. Oh my gosh, that is the story of my life!! I live that always but one thing that really clears my head of all the confusion is prayer and I use that very wisely. One thing about God is he is a mind regulator and I am truly grateful or I would be really lost. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it. Love Sylvia

  3. I ran across a verse the other day that I am standing on!

    Psalm 71:1


    God Bless!

  4. LOL, you sound normal to me!


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