Sunday, October 19, 2008
And that brings me to this entry. Back when we were first married, Pete and I went to a party one night that is typical of the kind folks throw around here. Band or DJ set up in a swept out shop. Everyone brings their own refreshments. Lots of mingling from tail gates to the concrete shop floor.
Now my Pete has never been one for dancing, but I love to and had always danced often in my younger years. So, he turns me over to his brother and a trusted friend to dance me around and Pete goes off to talk and mingle. When I and my partners stop for a break, I go off to find a port-a-pottie. On my walk back up to the shop I see my Pete in the light by the shop door standing facing me. He's smiling and laughing. Standing directly in front of him is a short little thing with long dark hair. Hand on the hip. The other hand occasionally touching Pete on the shoulder. As I proceed towards them, I begin to think it looks like Pete is enjoying himself entirely too much with this person! And this person is acting entirely too casual with my Petie-Pete! Why doesn't she know he's married and off the market now!!! And if not, why hasn't he told her?!?!
By the time I am within a few feet of them, my jealousy and my anger are at full tilt. I access that the way they are standing my best bet is to pull her by the shoulder on the side that keeps reaching out to touch Pete, sliding past her at the same time, where I will step beside Pete, put my arm through his, give him a kiss on the cheek and then say "Sweetie, introduce me to your friend." with a sparkling smile on my face.
I approach carefully timing my steps and stride so that my fool-proof plan to stake my claim and protect my property can be carried off without a hitch. I reach up with my right hand and "gently" push this person back to one side about a step and half, at the same time stepping forward, turning and slipping my left arm through Pete's. I plant the kiss on his cheek, and turn to my gaze to face my foe.
Imagine my astonishment when I see a male face with a beard! I feel heat begin to rise to my face as I hear Pete saying "Here she is now! Barbara this is So & So..." I have no idea what name Pete stated. My ears were ringing by now. I muttered a hello and watched as he said goodnight and turned to climb into a short bed truck with huge monster tires on it.
This is how I learned what a tricky beast jealousy can be.
Friday, October 17, 2008
Just click my title....it should point you over her way.
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Got an email the other day from my friend and ex-neighbor, Lloyd. A joke I found absolutely hilarious. And I'll tell you why just as soon as I share it with you:
- Mold isn't necessarily the end of it. If bread has the white mold, pinch it off and toast the bread. If cheese has some of that whitish or bluish stuff, simply cut it off and proceed.
- Substitute hamburger everywhere you possibly can for other cuts of beef and use tuna instead of salmon.
- Always save leftovers! If they won't eat them, stop cooking. When they get hungry enough they will.
- Stale cereal? Place on cookie sheet and toast in oven just a little to give it back it's crunch.
- Save every bread sack, twisty tie and rubber band that ever comes your way. Cuts down on the number of baggies you have to buy.
- Soap never gets too small. Save pieces and then get them all wet and mushy when you have a handful and press together. Voila! A new bar.
- Out of buttermilk? Use sweet milk with a tablespoon of vinegar added to curdle it to substitute in recipes.
- Stock up on staples like baking soda, flour, meal and such and make things from scratch.
- Strain and save all grease.
- Don't forget about evaporated milk! Richer flavor to recipes and can dilute with half water.
Well, that should get you started and thinking in the right vein. Until next time, God bless and keep you.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
I chose this graphic because there has been an explosion in my email, folks frantic, sad, angry, etc. over AOL's decision to do away with hosting journals. I understand where you are all coming from. It's been great here. We've been blessed. But I want to encourage you all to reflect on the fact that all too often we neglect or ignore new opportunities and directions because we are comfy where we are. Often God will move us out of our comfort zone so that we can experience new blessings or that He may lead us on to new ministries. The old word for alive is quick. To be quick actually means to be able to change. When we loose the ability to change, a part of us dies. I pray comfort, peace and God's direction to you all at this time.
To answer many of the questions I am getting:
1. Will I still have the group Sisters in Christ? Yes. It is in no way dependent upon AOL Journals.
2. Will I move Life & Faith in Caneyhead? Yes, I plan to migrate it over according to the instructions AOL is providing through Magic Smoke. (See link at the top of the page.)
3. I don't want to loose contact, can we stay in touch? Yes! I will be at the same email address: firstname.lastname@example.org. I am on Myspace, Facebook and use Plaxo. (Tip: You can find me on Myspace and Facebook by my screen name: bhbner2him.) Also, I plan to bookmark new journal addresses and join any groups or lists of migrated J-landers that is available.
Chin up, friends. We'll migrate and explore new territories together.
San Francisco, California
1,688 miles from Caneyhead,