Spring break is almost over! Tomorrow the kids go back to school! Does my joy make me a bad mother? Don't get me wrong, I've enjoyed a lot of the time here with them, but now I want my days for myself. Without "Mama will you?" "Mama I need.." "Mama I want." To go to a store by myself. Bug went and spent Friday with her Aunt Edna....my sister. I want to go spend a day with my sister! On behalf of myself and all other "bad" moms, I share this little joke from my Arcamax email.
In the candy aisle, the little girl began to shout for treats. When mom said she couldn't have any, she began to kick her mother and scream. The mother said softly, "There, there, Missy, don't cry - only two more aisles to go and then we'll be checking out."
When they got to the checkout stand, the little brat immediately began to reach for the gum and freaked out when her mom said she couldn't have any. The mother patiently said, "Missy, we'll be through this checkout stand in five minutes and then you can go home and have a bottle and a nice snooze."
The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Missy," he said.
The mother sighed and replied, "Oh, no, my little girl's name is Francine - I'm Missy."