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The second man was propped up against a palm tree and acting so calmly it drove the first man crazy. "Don't you understand?!? We're going to die!!"
The second man replied, "You don't understand, I make $100,000 a week."
The first man looked at him quite dumbfounded and asked, "What difference does that make?!? We're on an island with no food and no water! We're going to DIE!!!"
The second man answered, "You just don't get it. I make $100,000 a week and I tithe ten percent on that $100,000 a week..............My pastor will find me!"
Lol. Beautiful graphic. Could do with some sun right now.
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Thats a good one. Paula
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LOL; so cute
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hello that is so funny lol hope you have a good week God bless kelley
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That's cute! I don't make a hundred grand in a couple of years, but I sure hope that who I give to would try and find me!!! Love Carolyn
ReplyDeleteI wish I made that kinda money!
ReplyDeleteThat picture is so beautiful, i wouldn't mind a few days break on that island. some cocktails and half naked handsome men serving me drinks and peeling grapes...oh, if only!
shermeen xx
Hi Barbara!
ReplyDeleteI printed out the story about God so I can take it to the banquet tonight. Our church group will get a kick out of that!
Glad you're back! Hugs and Blessings!
Darlene
Oh thats a good one! Gave me a Thursday morning chuckle :o) I wanted to stop by and see how you are doing. I hope all is well in your world.
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Rebecca
That was a good one!! LOL bea
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