Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Halloween

  Suppose I had a pleasant Halloween.  At work today, our GM, Chad, had a large bowl of assorted candies for everyone to come and trick or treat through.  Our college part-timer came dressed as a sky blue Crayola crayon. 

It wasn't very hard for me to get dressed for Halloween.  I wear my "costume" every day.  You see I am one of the most feared creatures in the world today............

 

 

......?!?!?!?!?

 

 

......How can that be??

 

 

......What is she talking about?

 

 

Simply put, I was what I am.  A white, middle-aged, American, politically incorrect, college educated, born again, redneck.

 

Got 'cha!
                                       

 
 

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Trick or Treat Time!

      

Donna has reminded me it is Trick or Treat time in J-land.  That means visiting old friends and making new ones as you go!  What could be better than that?!  They say one is silver and the other is gold.  So join in and make the rounds.  If you're not sure how, here's some instructions: 

Snag the tag, make a trick-or-treat post in your journal that links back here.  Don't forget to leave a comment here including a link to your trick-or-treat post.  Then visit all your friends.  Hopefully they will have their treats ready!  Make sure you check back here often to see who else is leaving comments.  Go visit them and wait for them to come and visit you.

Hint:  Don't forget to trick or treat Donna and thank her for the cool graphic!

Have a safe and fun Halloween!


      

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Wholeness

 
So much in the world today telling us what will make us happy and content.  Even in the church.  Some of it is true, some of it isn't.  Just as you shouldn't just swallow whatever the world tells you as the real deal, beware doing that in church.
 
Don't go to church?  Well, there's many proclaiming many things in the name of God.  Evangelists, Aunt Sally, Fred at work.  And if you are a Christian you should be proclaiming!  Proclaiming the Good News of salvation in Christ through repentance and faith.  It's the best message to ever hit the world. 
 
But what I have to say today is for the hearers.  The hearers of the Word.  Does the word tickle your ears.  Has it always made you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?  Has it only made you happy and excited?  Has it had you yawning?  OR has it ever cut like a knife in your soul?  Made you squirm?  Caused you to shed hot tears for things you had done?  Put thoughts of regret and remorse in your head?
 
If you have never felt any of the latter, you may not have heard the REAL Word.  Because the real Word not only tells the story of God's great love for us, wonderful miracles and inconceivable comfort; it tells of the depravity that lies within all of us, how humans return to what hurts them like a dog to it's own vomit and the way that always ends in tragedy and torment. 
 
How do you know if you have heard the real Word?  Test it.  Test it by reading the Bible, knowing the Bible, understanding the Bible.  God doesn't go around adding to or subtracting from the Bible.  He doesn't contradict Himself.  If it doesn't line up with the Bible, don't believe it.  Don't listen to it.  Don't sit under that teacher.
 
Last Sunday in church, one thought kept recurring over and over in my brain.  It had nothing to do with the sermon topic, which was priorities.  That thought, that sentence was this:  I may not heal you, but I will make you whole.  Well,  I've muddled and puddled around and contemplated and prayed wondering what does this mean and what do I do with it.  I found several applications that hit close to home, and along the way I felt compelled to share a broader application with you.
 
The Jesus in the Bible has compassion, heals the sick, raised the dead.  He was bruised, beaten, whipped, wounded and crucified in our stead.   Then He resurrected beating death, the grave and hell FOR US!!!!  He now reigns with all power and authority. 
 
            
Many are sick and ill.   Many are seeking and getting all the medical care that they can.  Many are praying for healing and have many others praying with them.  We should do what we know to do medically to get better.  Warm oil was applied to the sick in the Bible because it was comforting and soothing.  They didn't have much more medically to rely upon.  And we are told to go boldly into the throne room (Hebrews) with our prayers and petitions, sure that He hears, cares and answers.  Trusting the Holy Spirit to intercede for us in accordance to His will.  And He does still often respond with compassion, healing and miracles! 
 
But not always.  Sometimes compassion can't come yet because the work of the problem is not complete.  Sometimes we have to get miserable enough to realize we have other issues and needs.  (Like the prodigal son in the hog pen.)Sometimes we have to be driven to the point of turning those over to Him as well.
 
Sometimes healing does not come.  NOT because He can't .  NOT because He doesn't care.  NOT because of a lack of faith.  But because it is not His will.  He has a broader view, a different perspective.  Where has there been more faith than that which rested in The Apostle Paul?!  He was not healed.  He had an affliction and prayed faithfully about it and God chose not to heal him.  Did Paul turn away from God or stop trusting him?  NO!  Did he understand what God's reasons were?  In part, but not fully. 
 
               
Miracles still abound if you have eyes to see them.  But the biggest miracle of them all is a Holy, righteous God bringing sinful, depraved, wretched people to himself!!  The reworking of the heart and minds of those who recognize their sin and their need, repent of and confess their sins and ask Jesus to extend His grace unto them.  This was Christ's main mission upon the earth!!  The compassion, the healing, the miracles were to demonstrate the love of God THAT YOU MIGHT BELIEVE.
 
To restore our fellowship with God.  To save our eternal souls.  To begin transforming us that we might always have fellowship with God.  To make us WHOLE.  To God the emotional, physical, mental and spiritual are all important.  But the Spiritual has to be mended first!  And NONE will be complete, will be WHOLE until we are in Heaven.
 
           

Friday, October 12, 2007

Introducing Bug

My eight year old daughter, Bug, has posted an entry at her journal, Bug's Pages.  Her journal is private, because, well, she's eight years old.  I don't want trolls visiting her. 

But, if you are one of my regulars and would love to thrill a young writer with a visit or comment, I'd gladly add you to her list of readers.  Just email me or comment below. 

Thanks, gang!

 

Monday, September 24, 2007

The South's Gonna Rise Again?

         
                 
I found this rather amusing today on AOL.  Hey Ya'll, is Southern Drawl Spreading?  And what exactly is spreading?  I mean anyone from the south will tell you, we all speak differently.  It may all sound Southern, but it's different.  Ranges from Scarlet to twang.  And even the same accent sounds different depending on the octave of the voice uttering it.  On my Daddy, the accent was smooth and mellow.  Would melt butter on a winter's day.  On me, well....it could get to be nerve wrecking.  And we can all pour it on when we want to...or ease it up.  And is it the accent spreading, or the vernacular, the actual words and phrases we Southerners are known for?  Or a combination?

I remember being in San Francisco when I was about 15 for a summer vacation.  People would gather around just to listen to me talk!!  Strangers!  Mostly men.  I've never had a desire to loose my accent.  To change my cadence.  To adopt another culture's vernacular.  Even when years later in phone conversations, uppity Yankees (now you aren't all that way....but they seem to recruit them for the telephone) tried to start talking down to me as soon as they heard my voice.  I'm proud of my accent.  Proud of the vernaculars I have mastered.  Why just in my marriage I had to learn the whole oilfield lingo thing of pumpers, horsesheads, pushers, fishers, etc.  And I have absorbed the brand that is part and parcel for Caneyhead; battrey instead of battery, I hope you do it for I'll help you, and the ever popular among young men:  yes'er dl'babe.  Strictly translated: Yes, sir, doll babe and signifying that he certainly intends to do it or agrees wholeheartedly.

I don't care.  Copy, mimic, adopt all you want.  Have fun and enjoy yourself.  Just remember, it's the walk that makes the man (woman) not the talk.  So be very careful what parts and portions you use until you are sure you have the gonads to back it up.  If not, it could land you in a whole heap of trouble.  (And if you are clueless as to what gonads are don't even bother trying.)
   
                    
Remember the cowboy craze that swept the nation right after Urban Cowboy (where they mispronounced Spurger...Travolta said "spur-jer".  Anyone north of IH-10 can tell you it should be "spur-grrr".)?  There are still "real ones" and "pretend ones".  Or like Barbara Mandrel's song about being country when country wasn't cool.  "We took a lot of kidding, cause we never did fit in, now look at every body trying to be what we were then." 

Friday, September 21, 2007

Why Not to Stand When the Bus is Moving

If you stand up when the bus is moving the bus driver mite push the braks and you mite go flying out the window or you could go flying and hert somebody else.  The bus driver mite reck and you could hit the window and brake it.  If you brake it, you could fall down and land on the glass.  If you land on the glass, you could get cut up.  You mite not get hert, but you could get in truble.  If you get in truble you mite get a spankan or more.  "I gess that would be getting hert."  You mite get kicked off the bus.

                                                                     

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Can I Get an Amen?!?!

Sharing with you all the email I have sent to my daughter's principals and to the supervisor over the buses at our school district.

 

To all concerned,
 
Today, I came home from work to find that my daughter had been put off the bus for three days.  The paper she had said that she had been standing while the bus is moving.  I spoke with her about it, she said yes, she had stood by the window for the air.  I told her how she has to be seated all the time, whether she is hot or not, whether others are up or not.
 
I fully support the bus drivers and think it is a crying shame we have stripped them of almost all authority.  It is a job you could not pay me enough to do. 
 
But I have plenty of issue with Namewithheld I.S.D. and the ridiculous way rules, rule above all common sense.  What am I talking about?  A child being put off a bus before the parent even knows there is a problem or has a chance to correct the problem.  That is wrong.  You have ample ability to contact me.  You have my work number, you have my home number, you have my email address and I am almost always at the bus stop with my daughter. 
 
My other issue in this type of "punishment" is that it does absolutely nothing to the child.  It punishes parents and families.  My family is struggling to survive.  My husband has been unable to work since January of this year.  My son just started a new job that has him leaving the house at 5:50 am each day.  I am trying desperately to get all the hours I can at my job.  That means I have to leave before your campus is open to receive students in the morning and I'd haveto leave work early to pick her up from campus.
 
I see no reason to punish my family like that.  If you want to give Hannah corporal punishment and put her back on the bus, fine.  If you do not agree to that, then Hannah will be home those three days and you can loose money instead of me!!!!!!!!
 
I regret that this school district leaves me no other choice.  I can remember when common sense ruled and staff worked with parents and they came down together on miss behaving children.  I know Mr. Nash remembers that era.  I was at Namewithheld High School under him.  And I know that Mr. Barclay remembers that era as well, for I have known him since I was a teenager working at Namewithheld Auto Company.
 
One more time, just in case looking it up is too hard for you: 
 
My home phone:  xxx-xxxx
My work phone:  xxx-xxxx
My email address:  bhbner2him@aol.com
 
Sincerely,
Barbara Lastname
 
Now, can I get an AMEN?!?!
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